"Real liberty is neither found in despotism or the extremes of democracy, but in moderate governments.
Alexander Hamilton

Sunday, August 14, 2016

"Real" History Brought to you by Katrina Pierson

Katrina Pierson is a Tea Party activist and communications consultant. Since November 2015, she serves as national spokesperson for the Donald Trump 2016 presidential campaign.
Her recent comments on the cable networks have rightly drawn widespread ridicule. She insisted that President Obama invaded Afghanistan ( it was Bush in 2001) and that Obama changed the rules of engagement that likely caused Humuyan Khan to lose his life in Iraq. That occurred in 2004 also  under Bush.

The real mystery is why the Trump campaign has not quietly let her go.

I have been on Twitter recently( @Punturieri4NH) and have become a bit addicted to it. It can be fun, but it also can be unforgiving. Especially with the major gaffes made by a Presidential campaign spokesperson. #KatrinaPiersonHistory is a repository for the many of the revisionist history quotes jokingly attributed to Katrina. Here's a sampling. Enjoy!

  • “World War Two was Obama’s war. He attacked Pearl Harbor.”
  • Remember when Julius Caesar whispered: "Et tu, Obama?"
  • Hillary Clinton shot JR
  • Great Chicago Fire of 1871. Obama became Illinois state senator in 1997. COINCIDENCE???
  • In 1932, Obama was in fact the kidnapper & killer of Charles Lindberg's baby but hasn't been charged. Dem cover-up
  • When God gave Moses the 10 Commandments, the Muslim Obama smashed the tablets and founded ISIS.
  • You know that Obama is Muslim because, when he was a child, he did his math homework with arabic numerals
  • Pretty sure John Wilkes Booth is an anagram of Obama shot Lincoln.
  • ...and then Moses said to Obama, "Let my people go!"
  • The DNA that made the dinosaurs dangerous in Jurassic Park? Obama genes.
  • Things were going great until Obama introduced John Lennon to Yoko Ono
  • Did YOU KNOW Obama Has Been To ALL 57 States ?
  • Obama called every innkeeper and told them not to rent to Mary and Joseph
  • You have to wonder how many World Series the @Cubs may have won had Obama just allowed that goat into Wrigley  
  • Obama making the Louisiana Purchase is the reason why we are in so much debt!
  • If you don’t think Obama has anything to apologize for, I have two words for you: Teapot. Dome."
  • Moses received Fifteen Commandments, but Obama vetoed five of them

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